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The Dayz Start!
Alzhay
Aero
Alzhion
Dayz A Blazin!
Our story begins in a ant sized land called zaloni where a very messy creator called Alzhion is at work. Alzhion :[A little more right.... no left.... no definitely right] Whilst designing his creation he realized that he had made quite the mess. Alzhion: [This is bad how do i fix it?] Upon finishing this thought his eye focased on his blueprints for his current project that detailed liquid made servents. So he took portions of his liquidy body and other random objects he had and zapped them with his soul lightning creating his subjects. Alzhion: [Allright everyone whos ready to help me clean this mess?] Unfortunately for our piggish creator his inquiry was met only with the chirp of a cricket. Alzhion: [Well I didn't make you all for nothing, Alzhay! Get over here and start cleaning.] Of all the creator's creations alzhay was the first formed from water and Beryl decorated with kelp like alge and as such helped in forming the rest of his family, but when he heard this blasphamous task all he could do was respond with: [Uh... thats gonna be a no, sorry pop] Alzhion:[well why not?] Alzhay:[it's to much time and to much work, as much as i'd love to help i'm to weak to do it, could you ask the advisers we made for a new solution?] Alzhion:[Well I suppose thats a good idea] Upon this realization alzhion summoned a yeasty angle formed from the combination of his soul lightning and a breadcrumb to himself saying: Alzhion: [Caccia how do i solve this problem?] Caccia then spoke to him saying:[a tournament sir one done annually like the fish do with their dutys.] Alzhion[ hm... ok ok, what kind of tournament] Caccia:[a different task each year sir] Alzhion[but the first one should be special, alzhay open us a portal topside] if it was not known when he says topside he means the titan world which was alzhions last week project, so alzhay following his new instructions created a watery portal of magnification to the human world where the endpoint happend to land on the beaches of normandy June 6, 1944 you could imagine what they saw. Alzhay[Ew, oh, ah, oh my god thats thats enough ive seen enough] He said turning his head away from the watery portal. [That'll do] said a nearby creature called aero, whose origin held itself with a komododragons blood mixed with soul lightning. Aero[That'll Do......]Day 1: Introduction
Day 1 Finish!
After deciding the games format the Alzhion realized there was no playing field so he created a world called zaloni and a collusem called the cleanser. Zaloni was a lush multicolored land with blue grass, dual suns, and twin peak mountain views to DIE for! I would know I went last week. Eghm Moving on Alzhay went up to the bloodmade figure and spoke to him as follows: Alzhay:[You LIKE this idea? Those people are demented! I nearly hurled watching that!] Aero:[There was sufficient combat for my skills to be tested as a creature of blood I am greatly pleased] Alzhay:[ Uhhhhhm yea I guess skills and stuff but like they were DYING, bloody origin aside try and show some sympathy] Aero[no sympathy is needed we simply must do as they do to prove our strength] Alzhay:[I can see this is going nowhere, never-mind then bye, I'll just take you and your callousness out early so I don't have to deal with you, prepare to clean "Creature of blood"] he said mockingly as he began to float away. (like an ameoba moves but a little lump travels around their bodys pulling them forward) Alzhion[Well actually you two are on a team together] With this announcement alzhay let out a groan and alzhion began to seperate all his creatures into different groups of two. Alzhion[Allright now that your all split up I have a declaration to make] he said as he handed a scroll to Guette which read as thus: Guette:[Here ye here ye as by decree of king zion we have 362 days left of enjoyment left until the great tournament all that he has requested is occasional training as you already have been created with the capacity for success this is the conclusion of the decree as is said topside: move out and draw friendly fire] Upon this declaration the creations of alzhion who is called king zion dispersed and took themselves to bonding and training our story continues with aero and alzhay who were now together training. [Hyah! Hyah! HEH!] alzhay exclaimed whilst throughing three swings of a watermade war mallet at aero. Alzhay:[if I cant eliminate you maybe I can knock some sense into you!] Aero:[I would have you know brother, it is not just because there was death that I was pleased] Alzhay:[What??] Aero:[It is because if the death had not taken place a rampage of blood would have continued the soldiers of the invading force were putting a stop to a major recollection that was claiming many innocent lives] Alzhay:[well lives are still being lost through that battle] Aero:[If the loss results in less innocent blood being shed it is worthy to be lost as long as in the end only guilty blood is shed into the earth it must be done, ] *HMPH HMPH* Alzhay:[Well why don't they just call a truce] *HYAH* Aero:[you already know sometimes peace is not an option, that's enough this subject is irritating you, rest we'll continue tommorrow]Day 2 : Enter Aero!
Day 2 Finish!
Aero[as apart of team building its imperative we have good chemistry, come lets sing together] [uhhhuhh well uhhhh, I'm not really interested in all that ] Alzhay said sweating profusely. Aero[it isn't the time for shyness we have only 361 days left to grow closer and I refuse to miss a single one] [well how about a movie then?] Alzhay said breaking his sweat. Aero[hm. I suppose that'll work open a portal topside] Alzhay[ :| I was already doing that] Aero[ Irrelevant just do it ] Alzhay under his breath[captain obvious] Aero [Considering today is about bonding; I'll Act like I didn't hear that] The movie they had gone to see was called Above the Covers an action comedy movie featuring hit star Tames Fond in a thrilling pursuit of villainous corporate operations. [Terrible movie] spoke a fluffy ball of bling. Alzhay: [WHAT?] [I mean look at all the property damage that swine did ugh makes me wanna hurl] Aero[Who are you.] Morebetah[sorry I've forgotten introductions the names Morebetah owner of fizz inc. Ring any bells] Alzhay [dude its been 2 days and you already have a company. :| ] Aero[Irrelevant finish your speech round one the author has yet to reach his word count] Morebetah[Ignoring that third wall break I was saying, this guys supposed to be a HERO right? well what about those people just doing there jobs HUh? and if that was my company I know I sure wouldn't want someone breaking and killing my workers] Alzhay [they were peddling crack to babies :| ] Aero [the word of the purple one is accurate they needed to be removed] Morebetah [AND? I know many parents who do the exact same thing KNOWING whats in those sugery syrups of doom let the profit continue many are being sustained by it the workers and the consumers are both among them] Alzhay[ your greed sickens me] *RHGHGH In a moments flash alzhay leaped toward morbetah fist wound back. *SWOOSH * But right before the punch would land aero blocked his advance. Aero [The time for combat has not arrived purple one] Alzhay[Alzhay my name is Alzhay you know that] Aero [Just like you know the 362 days are for training and mingling not combat] Alzhay[Combat IS training] Aero [he did not agree to train with you, do you take things from others by force?] Alzhay[No.] Aero[ Good I was beginning to see another villan here now make us a portal bottom- side so we can put this training energy to good use, usurers will not continue post tournament.]Day 3 : The Outing
Day 3: Finish!
Greetings reader we continue our tale with our two protagonists aero and alzhay who are pondering there days activity.... Alzhay[sooooo what are we gonna do today boss?] Aero[hm.. hold on purple one I've almost got it] Just then Alzhion floated by in a full janitors costume carrying brooms and mops a plenty. Alzhion[well since I've given my creatures a year to enjoy I suppose I'll clean where can until then, huh just a shame I have no help. IF ONLYY there was SOMEONE willing to help *huhhh] Aero[Ive got it!] Alzhay[no please anything but that ANYTHING] Aero[anything but what?] Alzhay[cleaning duh,..... that's why you-] Upon these words a spark formed in Aero's eye as beforehand he was going to say they would watch another dreaded movie- Alzhay[WHAT?!] Ahem excuse me, as I was saying. Alzhay[nononono whyyyyyyyy, whyyyyyyyy] Aero[silence disimbodied voice you've said enough. The handsome young drop of blood said as he put his index finger to the mouth of the invisible yet opaque outline of a man's mouth. Alzhay. We will clean] Uhm well beside my personal space being violated and my job being hyjacked Alzhay received this news with dispair and began to wallow on the ground hitting the floor like a toddler. Aero[Father. We will help you] Hearing this the "saddened" creator who had slouched himself on the ground head in lap near them perked up seeing his guiltrip succeeded. Alzhion[Greaaaaat follow me my children] The locations destination was the throne room which was surprisingly sparkling clean. Alzhay[ uh what. Where's the mess?] Alzhion[oh that, pshaw I just made a auto sorting vaccine closet that sucked and ordered all my things, you see the tournament is made for entertainment not punishment. I just wanted some help making the rest of my creations children.] The closet was a beautiful expansive room with everything tucked away on its shinign gold plated walls. Alzhay[so we Don't have to clean!?] Alzhion[no no you will the auto closet is set to spit everything out in 360 days time in a worse mess than before ;) the games gotta have consequences or there's no point ] Aero[I see. In that case why have you called us here?] Alzhion[we will be creating a new world]Day 4: Guiltrip
Day 4: Finish!
[So uh..... Whaterwe doing again pop?] Alzhay Asked scratching his head Alzhion[Creating a world] Aero[Of what fashion?] Alzhion[One like the titan world but if they were our size] Alzhay:[For??] Alzhion[Enjoyment] Alzhay[When you say likeee the human world that means the infhabitants aren't human, so what are they?] Alzhion[That's where you come in make us a portal topside so we can gather skin flakes] Aero[And what of me sir] Alzhion[you must tame a roach] Alzhay[what are YOU going to do pop?] Alzhion[I'll supervise, you both are capable of the task I've set but just as good faith I will have clones go with you] Just then alzhion split himself into two. Alzhion[There Now Go along now, time is ticking] The two then went off to their individual destinations struggling and trialing with every step. Alzhay [EW that human just scratched himself then sniffed it!] Alzhion[Perfectly natural my son] Alzhay[WE don't do that disgusting behaivor] Alzhaion [Only because we do not have skin] meanwhile....... Aero[ARGHS, HAIYA, RGH BE TAME FOUL BEAST!] Roach[*SQUEAL*] Aero swiftly hauled himself onto the creature's back. Roach[*SCREEECHH*] Aero[SIT! SIT!] Alzhion[Hm, it appears he's a little to apprehensive my son] [TRUELY FATHER] replied aero as he was twirled to and fro on the creatures back. Alzhion[Here hand him some food] Alzhion then tossed a large chicken drum off to his son, as it swirled and twirled in the air it was caught by the now roach roadeir aero. [FEED BEAST!] he said as he attempted to offer the food from atop the roaches back. Roach[SCREEECHHHH!!!!!!] Alzhion[Hm, it would appear he needs you to do It more gently my son] [AFFIRMATIVE FATHER, HOWEVER THIS ONE HAS TESTED ME AND MUST BE FED BY WAY OF HIS CHALLENGE] responded aero as yet still swung, just then in a spur of vigor aero grabbed the roach firm and swung himself low under the belly of the roach chicken in hand, [HRRGHHHH!] he exclaimed as he shoved the food into the vicious preys mouth. Roach[Mm, Mm, MMMM, Daaang this chicken good, oh, ohmy, oh my lawwwd, why ain't you just say you waz trying provide for a roach, cm'on man, allat noise for what?] Alzhion[He Speaks?] Aero[It would appear so father] Roacho[Ohhhh, so just cuz im a roach im supposed to be mute and illiterate huh?] Aero[I did not mean to offend you creature] Roacho[Well ya DId, firstly with ya polo antics, and second with ya stereotypes] Alzhion[Why did you not speak before?] Roacho[Ain't nobody tryna talk to you STRANGERS ExPECIALLY after your horsing around] Aero[You did not state discomfort creature] Roacho[Oh, like screams of pain don't equate displeasure] Aero[You have spoken well brother my apologies] Alzhion[It is done, congrats Aero]Day 5 : The Project
Day 5: Finish!
Alzhion[Excuse me titan I would like to speak] *BRATA*(lightning) Narrator[As You've said King Zhion] Alzhion[Thank you Eli'hal]*Ehm* Alzhion[Up on the completion of the tasks the two where set on Alzhay, myself, aero, and roacho reconvened at my throne in zaloni] Alzhion[Here Stands the three founders of Our new world, HTREA, The four of us will serve as gods for our new creatures] alzhay[woah] & aero[hm] Alzhion[ only, one of us will need to serve as the base for this creation, shoot dice among yourselves to reveal the one appointed] shkshkshksh*(shaking) *Clugguggug(dice hit table) Alzhay[ SEVEN! ] Aero[ Eleven. ] Roacho[ Huh a five. Ain't that somthing ] Alzhion[It's you roacho, that is why I had you give so many piggybacks when you weeere younger, it represented you becoming a world.] Roacho[Oh. So my WHOLE roachy life was just to be sat on by some glorified skin cells?] Alzhion[You will recive much feed, which you love, no more scurrying in the dark] Roacho[Dang food has been hard to come by recently] Alzhion[I was preparing you to be exalted] Roacho[Why me? Roachifer was much more trustworthy then me] Alzhion[Because of your persistantance in following me not because of your honor, no matter what you did your best to listen to me] Alzhay[Uhhhhhhh hate to ruin the moment, but this is a little to spiritial for this book] Aero[And thats why you misspelled spiritual purple one ] Alzhay[Shut it blood] Aero[You wish to die purple one?] Narrator[Eghm The story?] Continuing despite the aforespoken arrogance alzhion then expanded roachaoe into a large being that consumed all of the titans and the earth leaving only zaloni and himself, he then died and curled into a ball forming a planet, this planets name was htreaus. Trouble Comes and then it flies and yet the days keep Blazin by.Day 6: Htrea
The Dayz Have Blazed